Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mathematical proof that Girls are Evil

girls=time+money
and everyone knows time=money
and money is the root of all evil
so girls are evil

G = T + M
T = M
M --> E
G = E

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A dog saves another dog in a busy highway

Incredible surveillance camera video from Chile of a stray dog risking his own life by racing across the busy highway to save his injured buddy.







Saturday, April 4, 2009

Car insurance for women

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Funny & stupid news headlines

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Ridiculous news headlines from various newspapers.

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What a woman wants in her man

When it comes to men, what exactly are women looking for? Here's a humorous look at what a woman wants in her man.

What I Want In A Man, Original List (at age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want In A Man, Revised List (at age 32)

1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want In A Man, Revised List (at age 42)

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I m in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends

Friday, April 3, 2009

Uncle Banta is hiding in the closet

Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Banta is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

Santa slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the angry santa,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dressed or undressed women can kill men either ways

"Dressed or undressed women can kill men either ways" sounds funny/stupid huh? ya i know. I couldn't come up with a better title for this post with my limited English vocabularies and my inability to convey my desired message in English to the people.


Dressed to kill
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Well "dressed women can kill men" has been proven in the above pictures, the following clip consolidates my post title further. This video clip contains nudity, so it's recommended for adults only.

Here is your bill sir

I actually got an animated gif of this but since blogspot doesn't seem to support gif format, i had to resort to making a video clip out of it and upload it to youtube.

Watch this video to find out how Panda reacts when he is billed.

Unbelieveable bond of friendship between a man and lions

The footage shows famed "lion whisperer" of South Africa-Kevin Richardson playing with his friends(lions). I watched this video agape with wonder.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Funniest wedding moment you can ever imagine

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographers raise their cameras following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait The main photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky .funny wedding picture
Not a dry eye in the house, the cameras flash non-stop; that moment is preserved for eternity.

A stupid duck

Click on the picture to view bigger size.funny duck humour