Sardar And Indian Flag

Santa singh goes to a shop to buy Indian flag.
The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag.
Santa singh looks at it for a while and says something.
What does he say?
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Do you have anyother color in this ???

Sardar's Son at Medical School

Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.

Santasingh : Whatt is he studying ?

Banta : Oh he is not studying. They r studying him !

Mallu in kerala

Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'